
The picture above is one of many outlooks from the Skyway as I climb up its sweeping bends towards the summit. This is a GREAT road.

(If you were born after 1960, then you probably wouldn't understand all this .. ;o)



As y’all can see, Kreis just loves pulling motorcycles apart .. and then putting ‘em back together again!

Thursday, August-02

Firstly, though, Kreis makes me an offer that I just cannot - and must not - refuse. He invites me to ride my motorcycle into his basement workshop where he will carry out a few routine service inspections. As the Pan is a couple of thousand miles overdue for its 16,000-mile [26,000 km) check over; then as I say, I simply must accept his kind offer.
Quickly we, or should I say Kreis, swiftly removes the tupperware fairings & cowls; replaces the sparkplugs; drains the old engine oil from the crankcase; changes the oil filter; and checks over the rest of the STeed's essential mechanisms and fluids.
The coolant leak, which I thought I had permanently fixed back in June, has returned to haunt me again .. Bugger! But this old chestnut-problem will, however, have to wait another day for its final remedy. We conclude that the leakage is almost certainly emanating from the engine's water pump; but it isn't that bad in any case, as it appears that I've probably lost no-more than a pint of coolant during the last 6,000 miles [9,700 km] or so.
We also reckon that my Scotland-fitted (Oban) rear tyre is now only good for another 1,000 - 1,500 miles. We conclude, therefore, that I should really do something about this before I get into the relatively m/c dealership-barren regions of America’s mid-west heartland. I can’t really complain though, as I’ve ridden across a good 9,000+ miles [14,500 km] on this Scottish rear tyre.

Well I can tell y’all that within 15 minutes the heavens opened, to the extent that the beating-down rain was bouncing a good six inches off the road; exploding fork lightening cracked down onto the tarmac surface ahead. I was worried .. :o(
But a half hour later we had passed through the worst of the storm - and we were back riding on a dry surface again. That’s the nature of the local weather patterns here in the southeast of the USA; so I better start getting used to it.
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Along the way we pass into yet another time zone. Firstly, on my arrival up there in Nova Scotia, Canada, there was Atlantic Time; then I moved westwards into Eastern Time; and now I’m obliged to adjust my clocks (bike, GPS & cell phone) for yet a third occasion, to Central Time. And I’m not even halfway across the continent!
The time has arrived too to say Good-bye Kreis, thanks for your time buddy, and your friendship ... and for four whole quarts of your fresh Honda engine oil!

Friday, August-03

Thereafter UP and I 'kick tyres' up in the showroom. I take a look over a familiar silver-coloured profile.
I also buy a new 'Joe Rocket' mesh riding jacket, which, from now on, will hopefully provide me with some relief from this region’s oppressive ambient heat and humidity




Now hand-on-hip, ducky! and be honest here - Dja'all like my new lightweight colour-matching riding apparel .. huh?

Back at the Holler, with some time and a stack of tin cans to kill, I nervously try my arm with a handgun from UP’s arsenal of weapons. As you no doubt already know, it is their (Americans') constitutional right to bear arms .. but I remain unconvinced that this in-bred cultural philosophy is a good idea.


Saturday, August-04






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During the evening the three of us feast on a home-prepared Sirloin Tip roast - with fresh corn-on-the-cob that's drowned in melted butter, mashed potaters (some say tamaters .. ;o), and real southern corn bread cooked in a good ol' black iron skillet. This is real southern grub, served-up for a Cornishman who right at this moment is precisely 4,028 miles from home, by real southern folk. I wish I had the time - and the ingredients - to return the favour and make the three of us each a gert-big Cornish pasty! Maybe some other time .. eh chaps?!
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Post Script: I've had no access to a high-speed broadband Internet connection for the last few days, as Unc Phil lives a long way from his local telephone exchange. UP has to make do - much to his annoyance and frustration - with just an ol'-fashioned standard dial-up arrangement. Lately, therefore, I've been 'unplugged' ... :o(